Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

Scotting

Sitting in the back office all day shuffling paper all day. Pretending he's working hard and on important business.

I'll be in the office scotting around today!

by T.P.G March 30, 2017

scott arnold

a sexual move in which you and your partner lay supine in a dense forest. after gathering an assortment of twigs, leaves, and insects, begin spreading your partner's hole, whether it be in the butt or the puss. shove your cocktail of forest debris in there and stir it up nice and good

trick nigga 1: yo did you hit that blonde up last night?
trick nigga 2 (OG tho): yea i gave that ho a scott arnold
trick nigga 1: niiiiiiceeee

by dan dan g April 10, 2017

Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.

''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''

by idgafosoae April 12, 2017

scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.

Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"

by The1BigGoon June 5, 2017

Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017

Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017