Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

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SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by Anonymous psoodonim March 11, 2025

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

Slappy Sacks

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy

Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost

by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025

Scappy

When someone is scared, but happy at the same time.

1. I am feeling scappy about the future.
2. I am kind of scappy about getting married.

by hoytbrooklyn May 6, 2025

Slapper

The description for a beefy as fuck song that goes hard.

Someone plays Mr. Postman by Cragga: Tony:"Ohh shit! This song is a SLAPPER!"
Rodriguez:"YEAH U RIGHT!"

by Mr. Simone May 21, 2025

scrapple

A tiny, imperfect treasure made from leftover bits, like the last page of a doodle notebook, or a snack made from mismatched fruits. Often sweet, always made with love. Think of it as something small, scrappy, and endearing, like a patchwork apple with freckles and charm. You don't throw it out because it’s flawed, you keep it because it’s yours.

"I packed you a little scrapple of a lunch—just a few odds and ends, but it’s full of heart."

by jukeling May 28, 2025