San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.

His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019

Solid Salad Tap

The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.

I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..

by Legionkingz October 4, 2021

dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.

reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020

Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.

Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

by Greyman63 June 17, 2019

suddenly pasta salad

when your friend turns into pasta salad suddenly

I got hit with a softball and I was suddenly pasta salad.

by [icanmakeadeadfrogdance] October 9, 2018

The Side House Salad

When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.

Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym

"The Side House Salad"

by Browntown769 February 11, 2021