by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.
“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”
“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”
“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”
“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”
“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”
by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
by Gayke123 December 2, 2022

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.
“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”
“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”
“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”
by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023

The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.
by Legionkingz October 4, 2021

by Browntown769 February 11, 2021

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
