rinkly rocket

when your dick is old and cannot work but you take Viagra to make your "wrinkly rocket" hard so you can fuck them hoes even after 87!

i finally got to use my wrinkly rocket last night after 13 years

by johnny mac savage July 15, 2017

Red Rocket

A wrestling move with Russian origin that involves a man covering his genitals with hot sauce, and engaging in various sexual activities. Also works with a strap-on.

"I can't wait to meet up with this Anatoli guy! He says he'll show me moves like the Red Rocket!"

by patientz0 May 6, 2019

knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught October 31, 2011

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it

Your dads cobweb rocket

by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017

Ruggie Rocket

A filthy, unwashed, smelly penis. It usually has bits of stray hair, ball cheese, and pocket lint hiding under the foreskin/head.

When Terry walked in, I could smell his Ruggie Rocket

by anonymous June 4, 2025

Rocket

A term used by closeted gay guys to describe beautiful women whilst trying to appear straight

That woman is a rocket

by ElJameso May 24, 2021

Rocket stomp

Breaking the nucleus on your fart so it gives a sense of added methane to the air.

Holy shit bro! You gave that one a fucking rocket stomp.

by ToxicHog June 29, 2019