Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

by imthatawesome October 18, 2010

post block syndrome

Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.

After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.

by geoneubie February 28, 2010

post-emo kid

A person (usually a "normal" teenager) who complains, rants and bitches about how much emo kids ae "fags", "homos" and "cutters" that he or she begins to sound like one themself

post-emo kid: UGH!!! I HATE EMOS SO MUCH (carries on for half an hour)

by defender of peace July 23, 2006

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

B post

Be part of something. One of several catch phrases for the UMASS Five College Federal Credit Union. Often printed on cloth tote bags with unnecessarily small straps.

Yo c-dub, you gotta B post if you ever gonna move out yo T Jones' house!

by JJ Baby November 10, 2007

post of fucked

When you are that tiny bit far from getting owned or pwnt by someone or something. To be used only in dire situations.

"Dude you know that assignment on the French Revolution? I didn't know that it was due next lesson."
"Dude you are post of fucked."
"No shit."

"I'm post of fucked, since I impregnated her."
"Why? You're married aren't you?"
"Yeah but I'm a lesbian."

by Mrs 69 February 15, 2009

post secret

The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.

Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.

by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011