Piss Pudding

When the scat goes too far. And a bit of piss comes out in her front porch.

Reece: Yeah, don't you dare take the mickey outta my girls piss pudding. You fuckin' slag.

by Shwifty Minion Power April 25, 2019

pissing in the bin

An act of exemplary absent-mindedness.

The expression is derived from the occasion when one urinates into a receptacle in the bathroom other than the toilet due to not paying attention to one's actions or surroundings.

See: Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.

How did John miss that exit? He must have been pissing in the bin.

by iamnotoriginal August 26, 2010

Piss Pigeon

Godly figure of piss, usually tied to incest and toilets. As well as depression

“Is that the piss pigeon?”
“Yeah”
“omg I’m honored. All hail the mighty piss pigeon”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

piss kink

idk but i have it

i have piss kink

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

piss penny

A piss penny is a small round urine stain the size of a coin that has soaked through a man's pants after having said piss.

"ah man I have such an obvious piss penny on my jeans"

Usually located in the crotch area, depending on the 'hang' of each man. Occurs as a result of insufficient 'shake off' after a male urination.

I can see that guys piss penny!

by campsta November 27, 2013

Being a piss

What dumb lair bitches like izzy say.

I dont wanan talk to u or bother u if ur being a piss.

by Captain.Coochie February 16, 2021

Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011