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Most Perfect Person

The most perfect person is Tarkov, also known as Luka’s pretty boy. They’re amazing, adorable, and so much more.
“Do you know the most perfect person?”
“Yeah! His name is Tarkov. They’re really cute, too!”
by Ɛ>luka<3 December 16, 2022
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snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022
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Jae Personality Disorder

A disorder discovered by Jazmin Ann Mary Jae Bae Langley Soryu De Souza which is similar to Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), a mental disorder characterized by unstable moods, behavior, and relationships.
Similar to BPD, JPD has erratic behavior such as selfharm, mood swings, highs and lows, narcissistic and gay episodes, delusions, hallucinations, drugs, and obsessions.

If experiencing symptoms of JPD please let your professional therapist or psychiatrist know. JPD is dangerous and can result in permanent brain damage 🤓☝️
“omg you have Jae Personality Disorderyou’re so hot.”
by jaenalbeadfan123 January 13, 2023
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personal ego booster

when a guy/girl is really insecure about themselves so they have to boost their own ego by complimenting themselves and giving them the false sense that they're better than everyone else, boosting their ego to the moon
person 1: Im so funny and smart, everyone should aspire to be me!
person 2: shut up personal ego booster no one likes you and you have no friends
person 3: damn thats tough
by rx3ynn April 29, 2023
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Type-T Personality

These people are what I refer to as Template-Types or Type-T personalities. These are the people who instinctively or unconsciously compensate for whatever virtues they might lack in themselves. Like any printing template, it is the part that’s missing, its negative space, that shapes and defines their contributions to the world.
The German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, being the classic Type-T personality, actually proposed marriage to Lou Salome through his best friend, Paul Rey. Some Ubermensch he was!
by anonymous November 21, 2022
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Good person alert

A sarcastic insult often directed at performative social activists (sometimes even by other social activists), particularly those that are perceived as try-hards that use "moral purity" as social currency and/or emotional validation. Essentially dissing them in a way that says "congratulations, you got the attention you're clearly craving"
Persona A: Oh you shouldn't support or even talk about Harry Potter, the author is very transphobic

Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!
by Bisexual Simp January 3, 2022
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Three person tickler

Beating the shit out of your dick and then partner, while sing the lyrics to any 50s songs. Then find a third person and shove your fist as far up there ass as they spit on the other person face. Then you projectile cum on both of them, and then do a 3 hour anal session.
Any one up for a three person tickler?
by 5678m December 20, 2021
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