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Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
by WippityWap June 4, 2021
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Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.
by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022
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Penis Cough

After you nut so many times, the orgasm is dry
Me and that bitch Shanda went so many times I had a penis cough
by Long John Van Huge Dong October 9, 2020
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Penis nuke

The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.

If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"
by Cxtfish September 5, 2021
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penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo
Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"
by carnette September 23, 2023
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Clover Penis

A 4-headed lucky penis that brings you good luck and fortune.
"Johnny Jungle was deep-dicking me with that quad-tip dipper and then I won lucky tray day. He must have a clover penis"
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
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nenis penis

a dumbass who pisses in class while the cam is on
by whorerology xox March 7, 2021
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