square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

Chocolate Pancakes

Chocolate Pancakes refers to defecating while sitting down on the floor, giving it it's pancake-like shape.

Apparently Martin was responsible for the Chocolate Pancakes left on the floor of the boys bathroom at school.

by Martin993 April 22, 2022

Buttering pancakes

To liquify things in acid, likely people.

Sorry I was muted for so long, I was busy buttering pancakes.

by anonymous May 26, 2022

Ordering Pancakes

On the verge of putting in one's two week notice in to an employer gleefully.

This company has gone down the drain with the management change. I have had a bunch of interviews and hopefully I will be ordering Pancakes soon.

by Illy Bash June 10, 2022

officer pancakes

An adorable cute plush animal. Typically a tiger. Used to show true love and affection towards a significant other.

Thank you so much for officer pancakes! I love him so much he is my favorite

by Rsfdk November 25, 2022

Rusty Pancakes

Delicious buttermilk pancakes that are topped off with a dusting of rust collected from a metal object that's been outside in the elements. For the best taste, collect the rust dust from an old-timer car that has been abandoned in a field for decades.

I really like rusty pancakes

by arcfo March 1, 2023

Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.

Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.

by ra2or October 4, 2023