Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.

Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick

by Camacamanana March 11, 2010

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

dick leaf

1.Its a leaf shaped like a dick

2. A dick shaped like a leaf

HOLY SHIT! ITS A FUCKING DICK LEAF

by Dickleafdefiner October 19, 2015

they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

by Dick DastardIy March 27, 2022

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003