Monkey Ninja

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.

Monkey ninja, ATTACK!

by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007

ninja logger

A ninja logger is a term common to online games and MMORPGs. The ninja logger is someone who says goodbye or goodnight, but then logs off too quickly for their friends to respond.

{Meatshield}: Goodnight everyone!
{Meatshield has left the channel}
{MasterBlaster}: Goodnight!
{MasterBlaster}: Damn ninja logger...

by Ozzwepay December 9, 2008

Night Ninja

One who gallavants and/or peruses in the night time. Often wears darker attire to disguise their true identity. Having at least several of the following qualities: stealth, wit, agility, sex appeal, wizardly powers, hispanic origins, and an inner beastliness.

Wow, did you see that shadow? That was probably a night ninja
Dude we should get out of here, this is night ninja territory after 10 pm
I want to be a night ninja for Halloween!

by babybackCINNATWIN February 19, 2011

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.

by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011

Subway Ninja

A person who works at a Subway restaurant and makes sandwiches very quickly. A Subway Ninja also bakes perfect bread, and prepares all food for the day in record time.

Matt and Leng are both Subway Ninjas.

by RoxanneMichelle December 12, 2008

ninja link

v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)

"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

Ninja rain

A mysterious rainstorm that occurs in a ninja-like fashion. You don't hear or see the rain, but you when you go outside you are suprised to find it has apparently rained heavily.

The most impressive ninja rain has been known to occur on cloudless, sunny days-- thus increasing it's mystery.

When I went to my car this afternoon everything was soaked but there was not a cloud in sight.. there must have been some crazy ninja rain!

by MKEtown June 16, 2010