Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

pue lord

Relating to the Fran Dynasty; the monarch; the king

We must serve our humble pue lord.

by Chris J. CornBread July 30, 2003

Lord Zubbo

A great and powerful being that seeks to increase his power.
Enjoys having drinks with complete strangers.

Guy #1: Lord Zubbo is here. Drinks all around!

Lord Zubbo: I approve!

by Zumbo December 18, 2009

Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.

Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?

by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

Lord Kno

The all-knowing and loving man above.

Person 1: Man I don't know if I can do this anymore. I wanna give up.
Person 2: Aye big dawg keep your head up. Lord Kno is always watching and guiding you to success. Don't give up and put faith in the man above and yourself!

by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022

venom lord

The Essence of awesome, if you dare to challenge him you will die.

Person 1: I'm going to challenge that dude
Person 2: That is a Venom Lord you know
Person 1: Nevermind i wont challenge him

by The Lone Wolf Forever September 19, 2018

Jew-Lord

Elite Jewish Globalists and/or members of their social group, people of extreme power. People with a lot of money and control such as the Rothschilds. Not to be taken offensively but to define an elite class of people.

The Jew-Lords control the fiat currency of the world

by Cyber Rigger November 25, 2025