Old man piss

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

by Slazenginho November 28, 2021

25 year old

Boring as fuck age and constant regrets from childhood where you actually wanted to be an adult.
Sometimes can be youtubers
Also probably has children or something

How old are you?
I'm a 25 year old

by Lego bricks in a forest February 17, 2023

Mugging an old lady

Something I do

You are mugging an old lady

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

The old U Turn

When a man is heading down a womans body to give her oral pleasure and discovers a bad scent and starts making his way back up.

I was with this chick on Tuesday, kissing her stomach about to go down on her and smelled a stinky puss. I did the old U Turn, what else could I do?

by MsHahLee August 10, 2014

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins

person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.

Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..

by Ji2m October 10, 2015