That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.
by Timmeh-San April 22, 2009
Get the tree hugging seasonmug. by youdontnnedtoknow January 12, 2021
Get the AK-47 Treemug. by shockin mclaughlin April 27, 2014
Get the up a tree in rosemountmug. by MArijuana follower July 5, 2010
Get the High fived the treemug. When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.
Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
Get the Tree Falls in the Woodsmug. When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you
by javier montanyze June 30, 2011
Get the Hillbilly Pine Treemug. Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021
Get the Palm Tree Poundermug.