When a muscle mommy has trenned away all of her titty fat making her nipples look like 3oz of water in used condom duct taped to "her" pecs.
God, I'd love to titty fuck her, but a horse cock isn't big enough. Her nipple sacks can't get within 2 feet of each other. Damn you, tren.
by HotCock MaJock May 10, 2024
by Sbdhrbfbfnncbxbx January 09, 2022
Bob: Andy what is with your nipples
Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans
Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them
Andy Gas Vulcan nipples
Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans
Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them
Andy Gas Vulcan nipples
by pussaysnackr oof July 11, 2018
by Mr. Crabs has crabs October 04, 2019
A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.
“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
by doodleplur4u December 09, 2020
A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.
by ara_eek October 25, 2022
Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.
by Homegrown 420 February 22, 2017