moist nipples

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017
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nipple fap

The action of fapping your nipples really fast.
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Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"

Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3
by MexicanTacosWithSombreros January 12, 2014
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Nipple Clan

This is a clan created and founded by The Unknown bugs!
Wasp - Leader
Jordan - Co
Anonymous - Jr
Arisa - amazing.

we go on tinychat often to chat with our clan in different ways 0.o
topless video chatting with Nipple Clan
by AnonymousXat April 17, 2012
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Used in a way of saying it's impossible.
Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!
by Orboot July 16, 2017
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Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 26, 2023
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Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 26, 2023
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