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ninja wasp

a large all black wasp that apears from thin air when it's name is spoken and exhibits very aggresive behavior.
hey you guys don't go out side the ninja wasp just chased me down the block... sorry tommy it got your little brother , he's gone.
by bird from three March 20, 2011
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Ninja Chop

After you blow your load in your girlfriends mouth, right before she swallows it, you knife hand chop her in the throat and watch her spit it all over the place.
"Man last night I Ninja Chopped my girl, I never laughed so hard!"
by SickSoc November 13, 2011
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Smut Ninja

A li'l asian man who engages in the theft of rare panties, and takes the term "peeping tom" to a whole new level...
Westport nookuh pulled a smut ninja and stole away on his bike, ass hanging out of his pants, as per usual.
by Nookuh July 21, 2003
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Monkey Ninja

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.
by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007
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Night Ninja

One who gallavants and/or peruses in the night time. Often wears darker attire to disguise their true identity. Having at least several of the following qualities: stealth, wit, agility, sex appeal, wizardly powers, hispanic origins, and an inner beastliness.
Wow, did you see that shadow? That was probably a night ninja
Dude we should get out of here, this is night ninja territory after 10 pm
I want to be a night ninja for Halloween!
by babybackCINNATWIN February 19, 2011
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ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.
1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.
by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011
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Subway Ninja

A person who works at a Subway restaurant and makes sandwiches very quickly. A Subway Ninja also bakes perfect bread, and prepares all food for the day in record time.
Matt and Leng are both Subway Ninjas.
by RoxanneMichelle December 12, 2008
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