ninja shnoof

When a ninja hides in your pajamas and right when you're about to go to sleep he thrusts his sword through you.

Sebastian: I'm pretty tired, good thing I already have my jammies on.
Thad: Did you just call your pajamas jammies?
Sebastian: Uhhh.......I can ex-
Hidden Ninja: shnoof!
Sebastian: *dead*
Thad: Holy shit! a ninja shnoof!

by HELLMANNSstain January 11, 2009

ninja wasp

a large all black wasp that apears from thin air when it's name is spoken and exhibits very aggresive behavior.

hey you guys don't go out side the ninja wasp just chased me down the block... sorry tommy it got your little brother , he's gone.

by bird from three March 20, 2011

Smut Ninja

A li'l asian man who engages in the theft of rare panties, and takes the term "peeping tom" to a whole new level...

Westport nookuh pulled a smut ninja and stole away on his bike, ass hanging out of his pants, as per usual.

by Nookuh July 21, 2003

Monkey Ninja

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.

Monkey ninja, ATTACK!

by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007

Subway Ninja

A person who works at a Subway restaurant and makes sandwiches very quickly. A Subway Ninja also bakes perfect bread, and prepares all food for the day in record time.

Matt and Leng are both Subway Ninjas.

by RoxanneMichelle December 12, 2008

ninja logger

A ninja logger is a term common to online games and MMORPGs. The ninja logger is someone who says goodbye or goodnight, but then logs off too quickly for their friends to respond.

{Meatshield}: Goodnight everyone!
{Meatshield has left the channel}
{MasterBlaster}: Goodnight!
{MasterBlaster}: Damn ninja logger...

by Ozzwepay December 9, 2008

Night Ninja

One who gallavants and/or peruses in the night time. Often wears darker attire to disguise their true identity. Having at least several of the following qualities: stealth, wit, agility, sex appeal, wizardly powers, hispanic origins, and an inner beastliness.

Wow, did you see that shadow? That was probably a night ninja
Dude we should get out of here, this is night ninja territory after 10 pm
I want to be a night ninja for Halloween!

by babybackCINNATWIN February 19, 2011