The Moon

let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

The moon

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022

Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020

Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.

This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon

by countchokcula November 7, 2022

Moon man

A god with a blood curdling rage ready to kill any being that opposes their will. Any that come across this being shall perish if not weary of what they do.

Omg did you see moon man slaughter those younglings with no remorse

by Ballsinurmomma January 26, 2023

sticky moon

An abbreviation of a sticky arsehole that smells like fish

Ewwww, she’s got such a sticky moon

by Kim Oldham September 28, 2020