michael jordan 

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

michael jordan by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

Michael Jordan 

A man that is arguably the best basketball player to ever live. Won a national championship freshman year in college with a shot at the buzzer to win it all. Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Bulls, and soonafter won back-to-back slam dunk contests during all star weekend. Was MVP in the '91, '92, '93, '96, '97, and '98 NBA Final (all with the bulls). Wore #23 which is now retired in the Chicago Bulls uniform. Retired in '93 to play baseball, and again in '98 (not for baseball). He later played for the Washington Wizards for a couple of years.

Notable accomplishments:
-buzzer beater to win NCAA Chapmionship
-buzzer beater to win '98 NBA finals
-jumped from foul line in slam dunk contest
-made a free throw with his eyes closed
-now owns the Air Jordan clothing line, which is very successful

The man that is knowed for his amazing hangtime and jumping abilities, along with his performance in clutch situations is now is a co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.

Did you see Michael Jordan dunk from the foul line?

Yeah, he is an amazing basketball player

Michael Jordan by bankok July 5, 2006

Michael Badnarik 

Libertarian presidential candidate for 2004.

Probably the best and most respectable Libertarian candidate yet.

Worked with David Cobb throughout the election for the fight to get third party candidates into the CPD-sponsored presidential debates. Was arrested with Cobb for attempting to enter one.

I hope Michael Badnarik runs again in 2008.

Michael Badnarik by DrIdiot June 5, 2005

Michael Vick

A Man Who Abuses Dogs Cause He thinks he is a pimp and can get away with everything Because he is a star and thinks he is above the law

He man Call up Michael vick so he can kill my dog

Michael Vick by Dalty14 April 3, 2008

michael fragnito 

the ugliest mother fucker ever to be born on this god damn fucking planet. after tasting his own stomach milk he was announced as the cum-lord of casa roble fundamental high school and plus he likes men. Nobody likes him and everyone thinks that he should die in a fucking hole.legend has it that when he was three his parents tried to get an abortion but were unsuccessful do to his sheer and vast amounts of autism. his levels of autism trumps Tim sauwusch by far, and his job at McDonald shows his truly gay side.

hey buddy, we're gonna go hunting for some Michael fragnitos wanna come:

please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito

michael fragnito by fagnegro October 22, 2019

Michael Masi

F1 race director, who is known for making many controversial decisions in the 2021 F1 season, including the safety car procedure in the season finale in Abu Dhabi. He is the successor to Charlie Whiting as the race director as of 2019.

Toto Wolff - “No Michael, no, no, that was so not right!”
Lewis Hamilton - “Man, this has been manipulated, man.”
Michael Masi - “Toto, we went car racing.”

Michael Masi by guif December 21, 2021

Michael Jackson 

michael is cool. cooler than YOU

hey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL

Michael Jackson by x-wtf September 10, 2006