dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently

"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"

by imcool1111 October 7, 2023

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Matt-oan

🧢

Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt Brash

A famous vet who has his own TV show called zoo vet at large. He does a lot of work at flamingo land zoo. Also he hasa chain of veternary practises through out the country. One of them is in the small village of stamford bridge

"Dude i took my dog to the vets in Stamford bridge"

"That one is owned by Matt Brash that vet who is on zoo vet at large , i watch his shows all the time"

"I know"

by Finnerty November 22, 2009

Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 9, 2024

Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.

Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?

by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023

Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders

Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!

by 20209 July 21, 2023