Magic Apple

An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.

by DsDDdA February 27, 2022

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 07, 2018

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

by Creetee April 12, 2024

Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

by Magic-hulahoop November 14, 2018