Pom pom lesbian

A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.

Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.

I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

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by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

lip tint lesbian

In between a chapstick lesbian and a lipstick lesbian; a lip tint lesbian is lower maintenance and typically lives in jeans, but does enjoy a strappy pair of heels, sexy tops, make up, and admires fashion more than a chapstick would

I saw Brenda last night dressed in a tight dress and heels with a full face of make up, but I usually see her rocking converses, hoodies, and beanies. She's such a lip tint lesbian.

by ottersarewaterbreathingdogs December 14, 2022

Lesbian Milf Hunter

A lesbian who goes out looking for hot moms.

She’s a lesbian milf hunter because she’s always out looking for single moms.

by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023

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by urmomishellagayy May 28, 2019

Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.

Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011