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Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k
Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too
by User728273 March 9, 2019
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Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
by crackheadkate August 11, 2023
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thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them
thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice
by ranga windows November 25, 2018
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jordan

by jordan092617 April 4, 2021
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Jordan flynn

I need a jordan flynn says charlies mum
by 12345678charlie November 26, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is a fat, retarted, below average height, and the type of person you suspect to be a nazi. He does not know what grass is and favors his dad's cock.
He's such a loser!
What a Jordan!
by megacockatron November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan girls can be 2 faced. They will fake friend you and act like your the whole world to them. They are homophobic but act like they are gay 247. They are rude and not worth your time. They will be super nice in the begging but once you "do something wrong" they will forget all about you and then just act like you don't even exist.
Bro jordan is so rude
ik right
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