Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot
by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022
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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 23, 2021
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go all Indiana Jones on me

How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
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Tavy Smith ( Bunnie Jones )

Tavy Smith ( Bunnie Jones ) is a Christian. She’s super religious and EW!
M: hey have you heard of “tavy smith ( Bunnie Jones )”?

B: ohh that girl right?
by Suckmydicktavysmith February 08, 2021
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Cole Jones

The guy who was kinda fat, but kinda fit. He sits in the front of class and he just does average.
Meh he is just an average guy. Probably a Cole Jones
by BigBoissss January 26, 2018
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What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.
Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!
by Blood Clott December 09, 2010
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Jamicheal Jones

A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.
Keria - “I wish I never let Jamicheal Jones leave from my life!”
by Jupiter’s Dual September 14, 2023
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