Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010

And rizz is called gyat?

A measure of expressing how autistic you are by saying one of the most unfunny things in existence. It is a combination of a DJ Khaled quote along with two popular phrases from a year ago. I say this all the time.

Friend: "Are you retarded?"
Me: "And rizz is called gyat?"

by jason dorito September 6, 2023

Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

call center pretty

The concept that women who work in call centers aren't that attractive but some who are in the 7-8 range look like 10-11s by comparison

M: Damn she's beautiful.
D: Yeah, but she's call center pretty

by TopM June 29, 2016

call centre conga

What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.

You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.

Zen are the worst ISP ever; they had me doing the call centre conga for weeks.

by ZQT43 March 12, 2014

Called farkas a nipple

Threw caution to the wind; did something crazy in a moment of utter rage. Like when Ralphie gets so mad at school bully Farkas that he knocks him down and beats him silly, while uttering profanities, MOST of which are unintelligible. Similar to a hyperspasm, but with physical violence added.

My sister made me so mad, I just called Farkas a nipple and kicked a hole in her door.

by jamjonnyjam December 23, 2012