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shit hammered through a small hole 

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.
"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground. 

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.
George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

Five-hole dangler 

A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".
Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.

And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....

Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
Five-hole dangler by Wandymon October 2, 2007

butty hole 

another name for the anus, the sphincter, the arse hole.
I did her/him up the butty hole.
butty hole by pablohunny42 May 26, 2009

Apple Hole 

A person who uses Apple© electronics with a "holier than thou" attitude. Someone with the concept that Apple© users just "Get it". If you think that you're somehow better or richer than someone else by the fact that you use iMac computers or other Apple© products, your an Apple Hole.
That guy is such and Apple Hole, he thinks that owning an iMac will somehow make him more creative.

If he doesn't stop rubbing how rich he is in my face I'm gonna shove that iPhone up his Apple Hole.

Shut your Apple Hole, I don't care if you got an iMac for your birthday!
Apple Hole by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010

Bucket Got A Hole In It 

Late 60s/ early 70s slang for "cuckolded."

"You better check your bucket" meant "I think your girlfriend's cheating on you, dude."
Is your bucket got a hole in it, fellas?
Now lemme tell you/ how you can check:

When your kisses fail to move her,
And your rap don't seem to groove her,
When your touch don't turn her on,
Fellas, as sure as you're born,

Your bucket got a hole in it.

"Check Your Bucket" - Eddie Bo
Bucket Got A Hole In It by kickyfast December 21, 2007