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Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
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Girlfriend Or Daughter

A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues
Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter

Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter
by Kinghiki April 4, 2025
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Girlfriend water

Girlfriend Water (noun)

The mysterious phenomenon where the water from your girlfriend’s water bottle somehow tastes colder, fresher, and objectively better than any water you could get yourself — even if it came from the exact same source. Often experienced after taking “just one sip” and immediately realizing her water is superior for no logical reason.
Why does my water taste like nothing but your girlfriend water tastes like it came from a mountain spring?
by BigBlair55 February 13, 2026
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girlfriend

something lesbians are better at getting than straight men
She and her girlfriend went to the park yesterday.
by InsOMNIac <3 March 8, 2026
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girlfriend

Someone who wants to go to the cinema every sooo often, often dragging their partner along for movie nights, popcorn, and shared commentary.
My girlfriend insists we go to the cinema every weekend, even if it's just to watch the same rom-com for the hundredth time!
by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025
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Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.
My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.
by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025
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Gilfin

When someone had a deep bromance for you
I got a whole lotta gilfin for my homie
by Tauhid May 30, 2025
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