Facebook Mixtape

Like in the olden days, guys or girls make a "mix tape" to share with them their favorite music. Since tape players do not exist anymore, they send the other person a facebook message with links to their favorite songs on you tube
Nicole Lundgren is so hot! I know she'll dig me after she listens to my facebook mixtape!
by nbmallard April 17, 2011
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facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
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Facebook goodnight

A status update on Facebook, that lets everyone, who cares, know that you're signing off and finally going to sleep.
(excessive facebook user): "wheew!!, I'm tired.. That's enough facebook for one day. I think it's time to Facebook goodnight my fans, errrr... I meant friends" <types status update> bout to hit the sheets, nite fb.
by Laskou January 14, 2011
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Facebook Politician

A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.
Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
by quinsin10 February 17, 2012
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Facebook Refuser

Someone who refuses to get a Facebook, cuz they either thinks it makes them cool ("non-conforming") or cuz they refuse to join the cult that has kicked MySpace's ass by storm.
Come on, get one you pussy facebook refuser! You're already uncool to begin wit! This mite help at least a lil bit.
by Jazzist August 15, 2006
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Facebook Pimp

a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook apps, but can't really get the same in real life
I have only had one girlfriend, but over facebook so many girls want me. My friends refer to me as a facebook pimp
by Busby Berkeley April 28, 2009
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Facebook Spy

When someone sends you an invite on Facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your Facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.
"Julian is such a Facebook Spy. He always knows what I post and where I've been, but his Facebook page is still blank after 6 months and I'm his only friend on Facebook. What a freak!"
by Buggs Bunny x86 May 27, 2009
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