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Post-TVD Depression

the sadness or depression that comes after watching the vampire diaries
Why are you so sad?

I just finished the vampire diaries… now i have Post-TVD Depression
by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021
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Tropical Depression

A Tropical Depression is a kind of storm that forms in the ocean. It’s wind speeds has 38mph wind speeds. However it can grow into a Tropical Storm or even a hurricane.
I just saw the news. Theres a Tropical Depression in the Atlantic Ocean.
by zerrobees July 17, 2021
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depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it
I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.
by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021
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Depression

Depression is an overwhelming feeling that’s often taken lightly. It’s wanting to be happy but not being able to find a source of happiness. It’s wanting everything to be okay but never being able to see the good. It’s like falling in an endless pit. It takes away the interest for anything you loved. It make it so you question why you are alive and why people love you. Most of the time you don’t know why everything hurts. Depression is like drowning while no one can hear you crying for help. It make you feel completely alone and incapable of loving.
“Depression is a dark, endless pit that you can’t seem to escape. You just keep falling with no one knowing what’s going on.”
by Piecake11 July 29, 2021
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Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.
„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression
by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021
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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
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Depression

Not a thing caused by listening to Billie Eilish. It's a mental desease often cause by school, loneliness and social anxiety in some case, some toxic families, and this little shit wants you do die.
Me: Shows visible signs of depression.
My mom: Is that laziness?
by Onerandomboi August 29, 2021
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