Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.
by dmccowan June 14, 2009
Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"
by Simoncrotchedtina May 27, 2018
Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
by SweetnessNancy December 07, 2024
Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?
by Dannygogo November 24, 2015
When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.
"Bae, we should totally crotch."
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
by Mattimus Maximus October 25, 2015
The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022