human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!
by Edwardreeses1125 July 03, 2023
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Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 20, 2020
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Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM
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Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.
Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021
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Crotch lace

Underwear that is so old and holey. It has formed a natural lace.
Crotch lace. It starts out as normal underwear and rota into lace.
by Dr.KenBarlow June 07, 2022
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long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
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curtain crotch

When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.
"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"

"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."

crotch curtains
by iamamazing125 March 14, 2016
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