ostrich cock

One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.

That thizzed out nigga over there looks like an ostrich cock.....I bet he's got some more skittles, dogg

by S-A-L June 19, 2007

Good Cocking

To smash a lady up sexually to the point where both parties are tired and pleasured

I gave that slag a right good cocking, now she is walking like John Wayne

or

He got a right good cocking on holiday the filthy little sausage jockey

by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006

Push-cock

When a women is attempting to give an uncircumcised man a blow job and the head of his penis pops out similar to a push-pop.

"A Push-cock doesn't taste at all like Flintstones push-pops."

by Haywood Gablomi January 8, 2009

jaffa cock

Jaffa cock was first used to describe a person with ginger pubic hair, it originated in winchester (southern england) jaffa - from jaffa cakes

HA! look at that jaffa cock

by Dan.c June 29, 2006

cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person

Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.

by OJProductions August 19, 2006

Uncut Cock

Uncircumcised penis, foreskin, Natural Penis, Intact Penis, Natural with out surgical procedure.

"I will never get a circumcision, I like my uncut cock."

by Annonimous Californian July 6, 2008

cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

by KENNY April 6, 2003