crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

Chokito Cannon

A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.

“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”

by RangaNadz November 28, 2023

Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it

Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”

by poocheesie March 27, 2024

Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)

Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Caleb Cantin

A Caleb Cantin is a man who is both thick and thick. Borderline retarded, but borderline the baddest boybitch you've ever seen.

Shiii... that boy a real Caleb Cantin with that dumptruck

by MarkusFBI April 1, 2024

Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick

I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night

by Good dick41 April 10, 2024