Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 7, 2019

Steal a cow

Code word for steal my virginity and make her (Moo)an

Hey do you want to steal a cow?

by Thatstuff878 December 23, 2021

fat cow

the teacher who gives you homework

that teacher is a fat cow

by The OGBobtheDog June 18, 2023

Warm cow

Feeling sleepy

After work I’m feeling warm cow tonight!

by Tiktokmasyer September 29, 2021

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Cow

Your mother.

Your mother is a Cow

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008