BOATS 

Big Ole Ass and Titties. A chick who has a big ole ass and some big ole titties.

Dude, that chick at Shooters had some boats!

BOATS by Jonathan O'Neal November 13, 2005

boatin'

leavin' , departing , etc.

" this is boring , yo i'm boatin'."

boatin' by budouble January 12, 2009

boats full 

Boats Full is when you have that annoying clingy girl or unwanted acquaintance that has friends of friends trying to get on your boat.

Tiffany- Jason, nice boat!! Is that a Donzi? Can Sarah and I get on with you?

Jason - Sorry Tiff, boats Full.
Tiffany - But it’s only you on the boat!
Jason- like I said Tiff, boats Full. You can see me at the sandbar.

boats full by Barrington Boat Life May 30, 2018

Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' 

1. When a girl who smells like marine life "down under" achieves orgasm

2. A song written in 1951 by Paul Howard Weston and sung by Jo Stafford (can be sung whenever a girl who smells like marine life achieves orgasm)

*when going down on a chick who smells like marine life down below*

Her: "I'm coming! I'm coming!"

You: "Oooooooooooooh.... Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' their sails are in sight! Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' there's dancin' tonight!"

Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' by Innuendo Man June 20, 2014

Alabama boatfire 

When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.

Alabama boatfire by blownfuse October 31, 2017

chocolate shrimp boating 

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth

susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.

chocolate shrimp boating by misfit7 December 13, 2010

steam boats 

Scottish terminology for being drunk.

"Well, I was once out at a local pub watching an Irish band, had too many whiskeys, and got steam boats."

steam boats by Steven, credit to Molly May 24, 2008