Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

Steam Boat Billy

The exact moment when a player pays attention and blows your mind with excitement that causes you to explode

You did it! The Steam Boat Billy we wanted from you daddy

by MikoChe3ks September 18, 2022

boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022

Gravy Boat

A diaper filled to the edges with liquid poop from an infant who doesn't eat solid foods yet. Gravy boats also apply to diaper wearing adults.

My wife made me change our baby's gravy boat at 2:00 am last night.

by DJdaddy April 24, 2019

RP Boat

RP (Roleplay) Boat is a somewhat derogatory term used to describe a ship that was built in one of the space ship sandboxes (Starmade, Empyrion, Space Engineers, etcetera) that is completely overblown with decoration. Such ships include hull shaped to look visually appealing, greeble, extensive interiors that don't serve any functional purpose, making it fit to perform roleplay in, but generally less effective at combat in their respective games. A Meme Stick, on the other hand, is a long, pointy ship that completely sacrifices aesthetics for function.

That's a nice RP Boat you have there

by InfernoSuperNova November 24, 2021