Blow your load

When u blow a nice juicy load all over some big juicy tits u blow your load all over those tits ane make them white

Blow your load Bob blowed his load all over karens tits

by Bigmoistbob666 February 12, 2021

Blow Up The Phone

1 - The act of sending repeated text messages and phone calls to a friend.
2- A popular phone prank service used to get revenge on your friends.

How can i get back at my friend?

Easy, just blow up the phone, dude!

by adlc84 October 25, 2018

Fruit blow up

When a girl gives you head while your dick is wrapped in a fruit roll up

Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"

by I Hump Llamas March 01, 2017

Here She Blows!!!

When Mr. Krabs is getting it on.

Pearl: Daddy!!!
Mr. Krabs: HERE SHE BLOWS!!!

by FART FISH February 14, 2019

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 15, 2009

Blow Up the Can

To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.

Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”

Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”

by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020

chinese nose blow

Chinese nose blow is holding your thumb on one nostril and blowing hard so the snot comes flying out of your other nostril

Sallyboy was hard at his Chinese nose blow all day

by Thor from Whitestone January 27, 2019