by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017
Get the Eat my shortsmug. Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
Get the Shit & Shortsmug. Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020
Get the A very short time agomug. The act of masturbation.
by Shuaman June 16, 2023
Get the Short Arm Shiftymug. by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023
Get the kick short people into the sun month!mug. 
by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018
Get the short girls with no hairmug.