Noah a little bitch -fuck noah- hes a shitty best friend and a liar - noah often complains about his life and love so do it to people he knows have it much worse than him- noah thinks he seen shit but never even seen bodies - fUck Noah and his tiNy diCk aSs - no hairline head ass bitch - not knowin what the fuck to do lookin head ass bitch - no no scope big head assed bitch - your dads still getting milk lookin face ass bitch - stab in the back ugly ass punk ass bitch- desperate not knowing who the fuck it is lookin ass bitch .
love : vanessa (: hope you never get laid you fucking virgin
love : vanessa (: hope you never get laid you fucking virgin
by EX-BESTFRIEND November 18, 2019
Get the Noahmug. noah’s a boy you can never get over.
even though you’ve never met him , he will always be in your heart and you will always want to be his even though they are billions of guys on earth.
even though you’ve never met him , he will always be in your heart and you will always want to be his even though they are billions of guys on earth.
by ch4hira April 9, 2023
Get the noahmug. 
Noah L is most definitely one of the best people you could meet in your entire life, he has a huge heart (like other things) and a great sense of humour that can have literally anyone laughing in an instant. Noah is an incredible musician with great music taste. He is an absolute gentleman and was raised to be the perfect man. Noah is very respectful towards women and can make his girlfriend feel extremely loved. He swears waaaayyy to much however when he wants to, he can speak very poetically and uses his words to totally sweep people off of their feet. He also has AMAZING muscles. His abs and his biceps could make any girl melt. Not to mention his stunning hair, soft lips and beautiful face. In general, Noah is just hot. Noah's kisses send his girlfriend into an absolute spiral because they are so soft and lovely. If you find a Noah L, you have been ranked successful in my books because he is simply angelic.
by G1709 February 27, 2023
Get the Noah Lmug. is a lil simpy boy. he doesnt give a fuck. fuck em bitches. he likes to fuck villagers on minecraft. also in love with lil peep. a pee god.
by chasinbagslikeliliy2002 October 20, 2020
Get the noahmug. by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021
Get the Noah ain’t shitmug. One of the nicest people around. Noah's are a great laugh and always fun to be around. They have a great work ethic and will always look out for others when they are feeling down. Amazing dress sense and always keeps a healthy mind and body. They are great psychology teachers and listeners meaning they are easy to talk to. Good looking too. You'll be lucky to have a Noah in your life!
'There is a Noah in my class!'
'Really? Get talking to him, I hear they are great listeners and fun to be around!'
'Really? Get talking to him, I hear they are great listeners and fun to be around!'
by Alex Leroy September 9, 2020
Get the Noahmug.