foot

a word used by degenerates when they talk/ mutter to each other.

Degenerate 1: Haha, foot. Degenerate 2: no u, foot licking foot lettuce. Degenerate 1: How dare you foot. Degenerate 2: *mutters something*

by Shane Dawson's Cat May 21, 2020

Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

Four Foot Fatty

When a little Asian guy name Minh Le backs it up on you!

"Dang, Minh has a Four Foot Fatty!"

by Fatty Slaper July 29, 2023

Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.

The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.

by Tank Miller April 24, 2024

step foot on heaven

Die.

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!

by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025

Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.

Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?

by anonymous July 10, 2021