Thought of the day

the one thing everyone's looks foreword to

Thought of the day goes like this... expect to win

by Tippyturner October 4, 2016

dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

Well that was a dick of a day

by Geoffers November 28, 2016

abby day

A good person; Someone who doesn't judge people; A best friend anyone could ask for; Like no one else; Pure beauty; Love; Fantasy

Wow! Your an "Abby Day!"

by 'GoodLifeStudios' December 13, 2016

Poits day

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

by BlocRoc December 7, 2015

Jesscension Day

This day is a seminal day which occurs once in a lifetime. The notion is extremely similar to Ascension Day but is marked 89 days after the passing of Jesus Christ. Instead of the subject being the access or passage of Jesus Christ into Heaven it marks the passage of someone more significant as they move into an equally hallowed place. The Day is rooted in the Bible, following the accounts given in Mark 16:19, Luke 24:51 and Acts 1:2.

Jesscension Day was great. I’m so happy that We were able to celebrate together, 89 days after the passing of Jesus.

by El Hordo July 7, 2019

Day Gay

A guy, who is actually straight, but bros out so hard with his boys in the daytime that one may think he/they are gay. Note: he only bros out this hard with his boys in the daytime. Once the sun goes down, he goes on the prowl for ladies.

Gio and Jaime are shirtless at the park playing tackle football again. They are such day gays.

by Fiefdom Fighter August 1, 2019

Ex day

Today you must talk or sit with your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend.

Boy: can I sit here
Girl: why, we are ex’s anyway
Boy: it’s “Ex Day”
Girl: oh go ahead

by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019