like a house of cards

a dumbass phrase that only girls named maddie use

IM SWEATING LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS!!

by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018

burner card

Fuck you card. Side money

We can buy that on my burner card

by October 03, 2022

angel card

Your “V-card” or virginity

Amy: I want you to have my angel card, tonight’s the night.
Josh: Are you sure?
Amy: Positive.

by abby112824 December 01, 2018

STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 March 18, 2014

disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 01, 2011

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 19, 2023

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009