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michael jackson

one of many legends. born august 29, 1958 and died june 25, 2009. he began performing at the age of 5, starting a group with his brothers jackie, tito, marlon, jermaine, and randy jackson. by the early 1980's, michael had separated from his brothers to pursue his solo career. he released albums Off the Wall in 1979, Thriller in 1982, Bad in 1987, Dangerous in 1991, HIStory in 1995, Blood on the Dance Floor in 1997, Invincible in 2001, Michael in 2010, Xscape in 2014, and Scream in 2017. he was dubbed the King of Pop by his dear friend elizabeth taylor. he will forever live in our hearts.
My favorite Michael Jackson song is Man in the Mirror!
by dontbeacherrybro March 9, 2021
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Samuel L Jackson

actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.

Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'

Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane

"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction

"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft

Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"
by RubberDuckie17 January 20, 2019
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Jackson

He hates Mexicans and wants to watch them burn in hell fire because a Mexican man ruined his chance of getting his first blow job
Jackson: "FUCK THESE BORDER HOPPING SPICS "
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Jackson

The nigga that always be fucking with everyone’s bitch
Jamal:”Damn, that nigga Jackson fucked my bitch again last night
Trey:”Bro wtf he piped my hoe the other night too!”
by Yung_SavageNigga420 October 30, 2018
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Jackson

Literally the most annoying, tattle tale squeeler ever to exist
Person: omg who snitched on you?
Person #2: it was Jackson, big surprise right?
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Jackson Michael Bluestone

Jackson Michael Bluestone- OH MY GOD MY HOSUE IS BURNIGN DOWN HOLY SHIT
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