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vagina for breakfast 

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!

Vagina shaking

A double entendre for 'ground breaking' but also to describe a real good orgasm when someone touches your gaping singular hole
That guy is so inspirational and so vagina shaking
Vagina shaking by comdomsrus June 5, 2022

Vagina-bug 

"Vagina-bugs" is another term of endearment for your son or daughter, or any youth that might cross your path.... If they are treated like the animals they are, they won't be civil or friendly towards anyone ever.... These are the worst ones.... They must be kept in a small, tightly closed wire or steel bar cage until they calm. If one or more of the "V.B" congregate or gather, the only way to successfully eliminate their colony is to spray with a mixture of pesticides and melatonin....
Congratulations on the birth of your beautiful vagina-bug!

Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”
Vagina Pants by Warm Willy August 8, 2022