February 29th happens every 4 years, a day for uncles although they aren’t seen as much as fathers and mothers they are still important, uncles day a day all for your favorite uncle.
Boy 1 “Hey man guess what day it is!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle”
Boy 1 “Me too!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle”
Boy 1 “Me too!”
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Get the Uncleing mug.Someone (usually middle-aged, white, and male), who acts creepily and suggestively towards others (often significantly younger, sometimes minors). Basically another name for the stereotypical creepy uncle.
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