Tuk-fucked

When you get fucked over by a tuk-tuk driver in Thialand.

"All I wanted was to go to my hotel, but that three wheeled peice of shit brought me to his uncle's jewelry store, three temples, and some of the most nasty parts of Bangkok."

"Welcome to Bangkok, sounds like you got thoroughly tuk-fucked."

by Willmanwho November 21, 2017

Rock The Fuck On

Used as an exclamation of pleasure, or words of encouragement; particularly useful when other phrases without sentence enhancement just doesn't get the point across.

Sometimes shortened to RTFO on social media pages.

Rock the fuck on my dude, that hinderer knaf is awesome.

by BurningHorseMafia March 5, 2021

Fuck Stretch

The act of having extreme intercourse with one or more partners with the result leaving the participating people unable to relax and calling for others.

Rough is considered an understatement.

Sarah and I did it last night. I fuck stretched her so bad that all she did was yell "GRAANNNNYYY!".

by Slurpadeziacic January 17, 2011

Spud Fuck

Any task left 90% complete and 50% wrong.

1) Most of the parts are here, but none of them fit. We are totally spud fucked.

2) My work day ends in 30 minutes. Guess I'm just going to end up spud fucking the next shift.

by Hebebro September 13, 2014

Ancient Fucks

1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016

2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers

Person One: Why are you so late?

Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.

by Demorn Rapeskaeshe November 6, 2017

Load Fuck

When a man first cums on a hole, whether an asshole or vagina, then proceeds to fuck said hole, thereby forcing the load into the hole.

Her vag was like a desert so I had to Load Fuck her to make it work.

by sundeviljoel September 13, 2009

Trump fucked

To have the ability to do some real good with what you have and just piss it away for general reasons.....

Damn dawg. You could have helped dem people living beside you but you just Trump fucked em.

by Beowulf78 September 4, 2017