Salty Switcharoo

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

by Keitren December 18, 2015

Salty

Being annoyed, angry, or bitter as result of being humiliated of or embarassed.

Wow, James is so salty because he got lower than Alex on his chemistry test

by BobaSkett June 5, 2018

Salty

means that you get hella pissed, annoyed, or upset because of some little thing that someone else does even though its not that deep and is just a joke

Boy:"its just a joke man why do you have to get so salty about it"

or
Boy:"i dont want to pick liam"
Friend:"why not"
Boy:"he gets so salty when he loses"
or
Boy:"why so salty"

by Ass'n'Titties May 3, 2018

Salty

When you kill someone in game or roast them they become angry for no reason.

*IcyFive kills Ninja*
Ninja : You emoted so u must be a stream sniper leave or i will ban you

Literally the internet : you salty

by NawFam November 13, 2018

Salty

A sex god yet doesn't fuck

salty the sex god

by Sweetestxava November 24, 2021

Salty

When one calls another person "salty" to describe their unbecoming behavior towards them (often labeled alternatively as a hater), it's in reference to how they are sweating over something that made them angry, making their skin salty.

"Home boy be feelin' mad salty ever since his girl started hitting me up for rides to class in my chromed '93 Honda stick."

by Mossy J December 7, 2015

Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019