Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..

You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary

by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024

Salty

Adam O Dea

"Wow, Adam is really salty today."

by Merk Toot January 23, 2017

Salty

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely aggressive and rude to others. A salty person frequently uses insults and sarcasm, often leaving everyone they talk to salty as well.

Tadd is always so god damn salty that it physically dehydrates me when I speak to him.

by SaltQueen September 4, 2016

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Get Salty

To be ejaculated on or in as defined originally by Jay.

“You close bae” “Yeah bae I’m about to get salty all over you”.

by KingBuck1701D December 28, 2021

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017