Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
Get the Scaredy Tardmug. An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
Get the E Tardmug. A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.
by Krythm81 April 10, 2024
Get the Esh-tardmug. Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Get the speed tardedmug. “Connor is such a tard.” -Dylan
“Yeah he is. He gets insulted all the time by dumasses like you, but really he is a nice dude.” -Torri
“Yeah he is. He gets insulted all the time by dumasses like you, but really he is a nice dude.” -Torri
by RealInsultMeanings January 24, 2021
Get the Tardmug. by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
Get the Tarded jerkermug. by bananananamana. November 12, 2007
Get the tard statusmug.