Poop Gravy

The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.

While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

Poop collector

the act of taking a poo in someone's mouth while they are passed out.

my friend had way to many beer's so i gave him the poop collector

by the official poop giver April 22, 2009

Poops McGoops

Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!

by shelbatr0n June 14, 2010

flying poop

When you don't care about something.

I don't give a flying poop what she thinks.

by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008

Sewer Poops

The process in which feces exits the body in liquid form and/or small poop pellets. Occurring usually 1 - 3 hours after consuming large amounts of Orange; whether in liquid form or solid.

I drank a gallon of Orange Juice this morning and now I have the sewer poops, its just falling out now.

by hair weave killer December 1, 2014

crappy poop

when something is crappy as well as poopy

mike rosen smells like crappy poop

by james Calwagger <33333333 May 30, 2008

Hula Pooping

When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.

Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***

by Poopey wieners December 20, 2012