by LBPGH April 07, 2008
The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.
While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!
by Murf Turds January 02, 2018
A game in which the object is to form one's poop into a defined loop. 6 inch diameter is usual regulation size. The Poop must be unbroken and touching end to end. Doubles Poop A Loop may use a helper (Looper) to assist but must go by local club grounding rules.
by Stinkalink November 15, 2017
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
by MuffinStuffers November 18, 2014
When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.
by Coil poops February 14, 2017
When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.
Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***
by Poopey wieners December 18, 2012
A person who poops, on average, twice a day and generally takes a half hour to do so.
see also Andrew Geraci
see also Andrew Geraci
by klo103 February 03, 2011