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Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012
mugGet the Boat Nazismug.

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .
Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on
by T4pedro June 27, 2014
mugGet the pocahontas's boatmug.

Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.
Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.
by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023
mugGet the Queer boatingmug.

back boat

hey jimmy im gonna back boat the hell outta this bitch tonight
by H.C.C. May 26, 2017
mugGet the back boatmug.

build a boat for treasure

A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)
hey bro wanna play build a boat for treasure on roblox?

WHAT THE FUCK
by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024
mugGet the build a boat for treasuremug.

Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.
I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?
by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021
mugGet the Yard boatmug.

Un Boat

Damn they pulled an un boat and went to kfc again without us
by Richdich69 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Un Boatmug.

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